*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*
everyone on this website is gay. even if you think you’re straight, you’re not. you’re gay. really gay.
"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket
(Source: stability, via fake-mermaid)
i hope i lose 800 pounds by tomorrow morning
(Source: sidnugget, via fake-mermaid)
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
(Source: foodtrucker, via fake-mermaid)
"What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again."
— Suzanne Collins, Mockingjay (via feellng)
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
where’s my fanart
(Source: bagmilk, via michaxl)